20 Things We've Learned From True Blood

1. If your serial killer boyfriend impregnates you, your baby will be evil.

2. After your grandmother and a handful of townies have been murdered in your house, you might want to move.

3. If you live in Bon Temps, you are most likely extremely good looking.

4. If you’re being chased through a graveyard, carry a shovel. You’ll probably need to decapitate someone’s head with it.

5. If you own a cat, it will be chopped up in a fan.

6. Waitressing is one of the most dangerous jobs a girl can do.

7. If you have red hair, at some point you’ll be asked if the curtains match the drapes.

8. If you live in Hotshot, you eat mass amounts of Mayonnaise.

9. Girls with enormous gaps in between their teeth get the hottest dudes.

10. It’s completely acceptable to have an uncle who is also your daddy.

11. Burgers can have AIDS.

12. If you partake in too many orgies, you might go crazy and saw off your finger.

13. If you eat a really delish pie, there’s probably a human heart in it.

14. If a cute dog follows you around, don’t trust it. He’s more than likely some creep who has a crush on you.

15. Men look hotter with waxed chests.

16. If you can’t have sex for six hours straight, there’s something wrong with you.

17. Girl mullets are back in fashion.

18. A really good way to show someone you love them is by draining their blood in the back of a truck.

19. If anyone ever tells you they want to have sex with a bull, leave immediately. 

20. Don’t trust dolls. Most of them are possessed.

Hilarious!!!